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vikingsarebetter:

Don’t let them in.Don’t let them see.Be the good dad you always have to be.Conceal, don’t feel. Put on a show.Make one wrong move and everyone will know.

vikingsarebetter:

Don’t let them in.
Don’t let them see.
Be the good dad you always have to be.
Conceal, don’t feel. Put on a show.
Make one wrong move and everyone will know.

spenceromg:

if you are cute and find me attractive please make me aware of your existence please and thank you

raisesomehale:

inquiringcharlie:

there is only two people on this earth that make those moves work for them

Beyonce

this guy

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fat-batman:

ONCE WHEN I WAS LIKE 8 WE WENT TO BRITISH COLOMBIA AND MY BROTHER THREW SEEDS ALL OVER ME AND MY DAD TOOK THIS PICTURE AND IVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 487589437 YEARS

fat-batman:

ONCE WHEN I WAS LIKE 8 WE WENT TO BRITISH COLOMBIA AND MY BROTHER THREW SEEDS ALL OVER ME AND MY DAD TOOK THIS PICTURE AND IVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 487589437 YEARS

my-patronus-is-a-winchester:

gilmckinney:

gilmckinney:

god bless comic artists for drawing captain america’s ass so fine

you guys think im jokin

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ass so fine

god bless avengers casting directors for casting captain america’s ass so fine

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i pledge allegiance to that ass

carnivoroustacos:

prince-molest:

you-are-my-sweet-pain:

anothersocialanxietyfreak:

I know it will never happen but it doesn’t hurt to try

GUYS REBLOG THIS PLEASE

1,450


Go, go, go!

carnivoroustacos:

prince-molest:

you-are-my-sweet-pain:

anothersocialanxietyfreak:

I know it will never happen but it doesn’t hurt to try

GUYS REBLOG THIS PLEASE

1,450

Go, go, go!

fat-batman:

ONCE WHEN I WAS LIKE 8 WE WENT TO BRITISH COLOMBIA AND MY BROTHER THREW SEEDS ALL OVER ME AND MY DAD TOOK THIS PICTURE AND IVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 487589437 YEARS

fat-batman:

ONCE WHEN I WAS LIKE 8 WE WENT TO BRITISH COLOMBIA AND MY BROTHER THREW SEEDS ALL OVER ME AND MY DAD TOOK THIS PICTURE AND IVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 487589437 YEARS

stalktheavengers:

Tony:awesome

chazzerpan:

remember when every page of homestuck was rendered in realistic, non-stylized detail for the express purpose of aiding fanartists in portraying the characters to exact canonical specifications
remember when hussie handed out all those bundles of cash to the homestucks who correctly guessed all the characters’ weights
remember when literally anybody gave a shit about whether or not you like their fat fef headcanons
HMM ME NEITHER

chazzerpan:

remember when every page of homestuck was rendered in realistic, non-stylized detail for the express purpose of aiding fanartists in portraying the characters to exact canonical specifications

remember when hussie handed out all those bundles of cash to the homestucks who correctly guessed all the characters’ weights

remember when literally anybody gave a shit about whether or not you like their fat fef headcanons

HMM ME NEITHER

colesprouseofficial:

sorry! your password must contain at least seventeen roman numerals and the entire script of shrek the third

(Source: mermeme)

jensenbatckles:

graphic-mortality:

This is why, ladies and gentlemen, we should all invest in church camp.

if i ever neglect to reblog this assume i’m dead

moonybooksniffer:

Tumblr Harry Potter Posts

jigokuhana:

automaton-extraordinaire:

zookeeperalice:

ladysomnambule:

schism-ism:

iamthewhiteobama:

when a good url is taken by a shitty blog 

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You can click and drag to stab things on your dash

Yeah! And it’s fun too. XD

reblogging just so I can stab things

we are all sick

you mean we’re all Slick

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(Source: lnalloweentown)

punacceptable:

fun prank: teach girls from an early age that their entire worth lays in how pretty they are, then make fun of them for being “”“superficial”“”

frozendailydose:

dosageofdisney:

I was not expecting that!

I don’t think anyone was expecting that!

frozendailydose:

dosageofdisney:

I was not expecting that!

I don’t think anyone was expecting that!

(Source: notthedisneyyourelookingfor)